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3 years ago

Sophie and I were looking for something far-fetched to view so we watched this the other day.

The AVN awards are the porn industry’s equivalent of the Oscars.

The telecast started with the red carpet ceremony, and this was interesting to see, performers strutting around in ridiculously expensive outfits and you know, doing the red carpet thing. This was okay, and Dave Navarro was one of the hosts, and it was incredibly amusing watching him try not to stare at all the cleavage on display and even being told by one of the starlets that she remembered having sex with him and he just looked away saying “Oh really….”

What annoyed me though, was, well, how idiotic some of these girls really are. Another of the hosts was Jesse Jane. This girl, is incredibly popular, I’ve never liked her myself because blondes aren’t my thing. But my god, when she talks my ears implode on themselves and my brain turns into a black hole sucking all the matter around it into a singularity where it is then atomized into nothing.

Her voice, HER VOICE. It’s like she’s inhaled too much helium and has taken a buttload of uppers so she can’t stop talking at a zillion miles per hour. Not to mention she sounds like a complete idiot when she talks.

I shall move on from this, of the various stars interviewed, a few were the blonde idiotic type, but then there were some who surprised us both by being well spoken, and coming across as bright minds. (None of these girls were blonde..)

Girls like Stoya, Joanna Angel, and Bobbi Starr, who if you look them up they do some nasty, nasty things, all in person off set are such interesting people.

And once you get past the fact people are winning awards for best DP or best interracial gangbang or something ridiculous like that, you can see some of the girls in the industry know exactly what they’re doing and have a level of professionalism you wouldn’t think existed in such a wham bam thank you mam industry.

A highlight was that for all the nominees for Female Performer of the Year, they had little vignettes of recently shot interviews with them talking about themselves, and besides the obvious amount of nymphets, a few stood out as rad, amusing people.

So we came out of watching this show, really amused, and blown away by how these peoples’ sex-drives are just on a whole other worldly level than our own.

Interesting entertaining viewing.

Sophie and I were looking for something far-fetched to view so we watched this the other day.
The AVN awards are the porn industry’s equivalent of the Oscars.
The telecast started with the red carpet ceremony, and this was interesting to see, performers strutting around in ridiculously expensive outfits and you know, doing the red carpet thing. This was okay, and Dave Navarro was one of the hosts, and it was incredibly amusing watching him try not to stare at all the cleavage on display and even being told by one of the starlets that she remembered having sex with him and he just looked away saying “Oh really….”
What annoyed me though, was, well, how idiotic some of these girls really are. Another of the hosts was Jesse Jane. This girl, is incredibly popular, I’ve never liked her myself because blondes aren’t my thing. But my god, when she talks my ears implode on themselves and my brain turns into a black hole sucking all the matter around it into a singularity where it is then atomized into nothing.
Her voice, HER VOICE. It’s like she’s inhaled too much helium and has taken a buttload of uppers so she can’t stop talking at a zillion miles per hour. Not to mention she sounds like a complete idiot when she talks.
I shall move on from this, of the various stars interviewed, a few were the blonde idiotic type, but then there were some who surprised us both by being well spoken, and coming across as bright minds. (None of these girls were blonde..)
Girls like Stoya, Joanna Angel, and Bobbi Starr, who if you look them up they do some nasty, nasty things, all in person off set are such interesting people.
And once you get past the fact people are winning awards for best DP or best interracial gangbang or something ridiculous like that, you can see some of the girls in the industry know exactly what they’re doing and have a level of professionalism you wouldn’t think existed in such a wham bam thank you mam industry.
A highlight was that for all the nominees for Female Performer of the Year, they had little vignettes of recently shot interviews with them talking about themselves, and besides the obvious amount of nymphets, a few stood out as rad, amusing people.
So we came out of watching this show, really amused, and blown away by how these peoples’ sex-drives are just on a whole other worldly level than our own.
Interesting entertaining viewing.

Sophie and I were looking for something far-fetched to view so we watched this the other day.

The AVN awards are the porn industry’s equivalent of the Oscars.

The telecast started with the red carpet ceremony, and this was interesting to see, performers strutting around in ridiculously expensive outfits and you know, doing the red carpet thing. This was okay, and Dave Navarro was one of the hosts, and it was incredibly amusing watching him try not to stare at all the cleavage on display and even being told by one of the starlets that she remembered having sex with him and he just looked away saying “Oh really….”

What annoyed me though, was, well, how idiotic some of these girls really are. Another of the hosts was Jesse Jane. This girl, is incredibly popular, I’ve never liked her myself because blondes aren’t my thing. But my god, when she talks my ears implode on themselves and my brain turns into a black hole sucking all the matter around it into a singularity where it is then atomized into nothing.

Her voice, HER VOICE. It’s like she’s inhaled too much helium and has taken a buttload of uppers so she can’t stop talking at a zillion miles per hour. Not to mention she sounds like a complete idiot when she talks.

I shall move on from this, of the various stars interviewed, a few were the blonde idiotic type, but then there were some who surprised us both by being well spoken, and coming across as bright minds. (None of these girls were blonde..)

Girls like Stoya, Joanna Angel, and Bobbi Starr, who if you look them up they do some nasty, nasty things, all in person off set are such interesting people.

And once you get past the fact people are winning awards for best DP or best interracial gangbang or something ridiculous like that, you can see some of the girls in the industry know exactly what they’re doing and have a level of professionalism you wouldn’t think existed in such a wham bam thank you mam industry.

A highlight was that for all the nominees for Female Performer of the Year, they had little vignettes of recently shot interviews with them talking about themselves, and besides the obvious amount of nymphets, a few stood out as rad, amusing people.

So we came out of watching this show, really amused, and blown away by how these peoples’ sex-drives are just on a whole other worldly level than our own.

Interesting entertaining viewing.


  1. jagenmesh said: Different =p
  2. quarterchicken said: Stoya is pretty badass.
  3. jacargon posted this
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